Oh how I dread my species' ability to detect an obvious ruse. The artist I claim to be so much better than (see my banner) has got a stranglehold on the media, and has infected the impressionable young minds of those around me. And it's not just in my town, all across the internet have I seen such disgustng activity. This boy is poisonous to the music industry, and yet I wonder, could he very well have been created by the corperations solely to be hated on? Surely they didn't think this kid was going to last...

But I digress. One day, he shall be expunged from the music world, and we shall laugh and sing and eat cakes so meticulously prepared as to celebrate his downfall. This has been Techno Fiend, thank you for reading.